Mad Mikey's Blog: Better Lovers?

July 26, 2004

Better Lovers?

Ravi Chand of Virginia and Bethany Walker of Ohio kiss on a Boise sidewalk on Friday, July 23, 2004 in Boise, Idaho to promote vegetarian eating. The 'Live Make-Out Tour', sponsored by PETA, is being staged throughout the country to demonstrate PETA's claims that vegetarians are better lovers.

It's always interesting to see what stupid steps PETA will take to try and show that they're serious about their *cough* cause and that we really shouldn't laugh at them.

After reading the photo description, I was struck with three different reactions:

Vegans make better lovers? Well then - F*CK OFF!!
Hitler was a vegetarian but I don't see you clowns using HIM as an example....
Wow....PETA chicks are really easy.

Saving puppies and kittens from being abused - that's a good thing. Messing around with my New York Strip Steak with a baked potato - screw you.

UPDATE: This Bethany chick sure does get around. A lot... Number 3 is looking more solid....

Posted by Mad Mikey at July 26, 2004 04:10 PM | TrackBack

Comments

Apropos of whatever, last night, I heard a snippet of a stand-up routine by Red Foxx. He observed, "Yeah, I can say 'intercourse', but if you doin' it right, you're fuckin'" I think the PETA folks are probably having intercourse, don't you?

Posted by: Cait at July 26, 2004 04:15 PM

I'd call it more like 'making yourselves look REAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYY stupid.'

Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 26, 2004 04:27 PM

If you want to prove to ME that you're a better lover for whatever reason, you have to prove it to ME, (get the picture Bethany?) It's just one of those things that have to be experienced.

LOL!

Posted by: deuddersun at July 26, 2004 08:33 PM

"Done quit preachin' and started meddlin'," aye.

Posted by: Grim at July 26, 2004 09:05 PM

Us carnivores don't need 12 hours of foreplay to get in the mood. We have the energy to get going and multiple orgasms in the time it takes them to get a little excited.

Must be the protein.

Posted by: Da Goddess at July 27, 2004 10:42 PM

I'm firing up da grill now, Goddess! LOL!

Posted by: deuddersun at July 28, 2004 05:26 AM

This is just fuckin stupid...

Posted by: scroff at July 29, 2004 12:55 AM

Mikey, I am so embarrassed by this. I am a PETA member. I am not a vegetarian and I fail to see how this type of behavior promotes ethical treatment of animals. This is more in line with what deuddersun does when he is on a good load, (whether I want it or not!) Anyway, here is the text of the letter I sent to PETA after I saw this:

I was recently browsing various websites and I found a picture of two people in their underware making out on a public sidewalk in order to promote PETA..

I was absolutely appaled at this! My donations are going to this fucking bullshit. If this is how my hard earned dollars are being spent by your organization, do not under any circumstances, send me any more of your literature. What does this do to protect our little creatures? (Other than embarrass those of us who are serious about the ethical treatment of animals?)

If this is how you spend my money to get your message out, you will not receive any more donations from me. This is totally unacceptable and offensive. As a member of PETA for some 20 years, I expect and await an answer from your office or the next e-mail from me will be to direct you to remove my name from your membership lists.

Thank you,

Posted by: da44magster at July 30, 2004 08:39 PM

Good for you Mags!!

This is the type of inane crap that makes PETA look like a collection of 'tards IMO.

Like I said in the post - saving puppies & kittens I'm all FOR; messing around with the fact that I like steak and implying that my willy wacker will not rise to the occasion cause I'm addicted to A-1 Steak Sauce, screw you (no pun intended).

Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 31, 2004 12:59 PM