August 02, 2004

Duplicate Copy?

I just got a strange call here at work....

When I transferred over to the F/A-18 Avionics FST, I encountered the severe absence of reference materials to use in my engineering investigations. I requested an access account with Boeing (formerly McDonnell Douglas - the company that makes the Hornet). They guy I had to deal with gets me on a conference call with someone else to verify that I was really applying for access.

"Uh, yeah. I need access to do my work" I said.

"We already have a MY REAL NAME listed in our database. We wanted to make sure we weren't duplicating your account" the third person, a lady, says.

"Well, this is news to me" I replied.

"Can you verify the last four numbers of your social security number"?

"Sure - it is XXXX".

"Yup, that's you alright".

"Hmmmm....that's weird cause this is the first time I've dealt with Boeing on an official basis" I commented.

So now I'm wondering.....could there be more than one of me?

Could I possibly have travelled back from the future to confound and confuse the poor folks over at the Boeing office?

Might there be a logical reason that I already have an access account and am completely clueless about obtaining it in the past?

Posted by Mad Mikey at August 2, 2004 09:29 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Big Brother.

Posted by: Cait at August 2, 2004 09:32 AM

It's because Boeing is part of the vast right wing conspiracy.

Posted by: kilabe at August 2, 2004 10:34 AM

Identity theft.

Hey, just 'cause I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get me!

Posted by: Light & Dark at August 2, 2004 11:21 AM

L&D

just 'cause you're paranoid doesn't mean you're paranoid enough!

Posted by: Rob @ L&R at August 2, 2004 12:28 PM

What's unusual about that? Happens to me all the time.

d.

Posted by: deuddersun at August 2, 2004 12:44 PM

MIKEY!!!!!

That's Paul! "Light and Dark" is Paul!

Quick, write back, send smoke signals or just say the word and I'm off for the Great White North to sit on him for ya, if need be. (I'm just dyyyying for an excuse to go meet this guy... g'head, just say the word. I have a horse. I can be there in less than a year...)

Paul, Mikey.
Mikey, Paul.

There. NOW can y'all find each other, do ya's think? (lmbo)

(I feel like that fat kid, Vern Tessio, in "Stand By Me", screaming, "I see 'im!! I see 'im!!" when they finally see Ray Brower.... gawd... lmao)

Posted by: Stevie at August 2, 2004 02:28 PM

Besides which... isn't "duplicate copy" redundant?

Posted by: Stevie at August 2, 2004 02:30 PM
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