To insure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President’s security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips and Medal of Honor winning former Governors. Let’s pause a moment and take the following test.

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
   1. Olga Corbett
   2. Sitting Bull
   3. Arnold Schwartzeneger
   4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by
   1. Lost Norwegians
      
   2. Elvis
      
   3. A bus full of 80-year-old women on a bingo excursion
      
   4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

3. During the 1980’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by
   1. John Dillinger
      
   2. The King of Sweden
      
   3. The Boy Scouts
      
   4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by
   1. A pizza delivery boy
      
   2. Pee Wee Herman
      
   3. Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
      
   4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered in his wheelchair and thrown overboard by
   1. The Smurfs
      
   2. Davy Jones
      
   3. The Little Mermaid
      
   4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by
   1. Captain Kidd
      
   2. Charles Lindberg
      
   3. Mother Teresa
      
   4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by
   1. Scooby Doo
      
   2. The Tooth Fairy
      
   3. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid who had a few sticks of dynamite left over from the train job.
      
   4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by
   1. Richard Simmons
      
   2. Gene Simmons
      
   3. Michael Jordan
      
   4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by
   1. Mr. Rogers
      
   2. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill’s women problems
      
   3. The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain "Mustapha the Merciless"
      
   4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of people were murdered by
    1. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
       
    2. The Supreme Court of Florida
       
    3. Mr. Bean
       
    4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against
    1. Enron
       
    2. The Lutheran Church
       
    3. The NFL
       
    4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by
    1. Bonny and Clyde
       
    2. Captain Kangaroo
       
    3. Billy Graham
       
    4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

As Ann Coulter put it so brilliantly, "When 100 percent of the successful terrorist attacks on commercial airlines for 20 years have been committed by Arabs it ceases to be a profile. It’s called a ‘description of the suspect.’"

(Insidious profile test and Ann Coulter comment glommed from Right Thinking From the Left Coast)

I hate to say this, but like the cliche: if it walks like a duck, sounds like a fuck, and swims like a duck - then it's a duck. Or if you're the type to lean left-of-center: it's a heinous profiling of an aquatic bird that is simply existing and this is yet another example of the un-American tactics the Bushitler administration will use to oppress those that voice dissent....

And unless you're an idiot, those 19 scumbags that killed 3,000 people a few years ago...? They didn't look anything like the Von Trapp kids from 'Sound of Music'. They looked like.....um, what's the phrase.....I remember now: Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

I'm not the type to go walking around looking for an Arab to beat the crap out of him/her, but I'm sure the shrill screams of 'racism' will be drowned out by the thundering silence coming from the Arabs & Muslims in the UK. Or is racism only an American trait...?

The British will have to contend with any possible backlash as best they can - given their laws and their societal 'norms'. But just remember this kids: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Okay, maybe the reaction might be larger....your milage may vary.