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The Nobel Committee that decides to whom to award their prizes have just collectively launched a butt monkey:
IAEA, ElBaradei Share Nobel Peace PrizeFirst Jimmy Carter gets a Nobel Peace Prize for negotiating those 'out-to-lunch' deals with North Korea which we all saw were lying at its finest. Now Mohamed ElBaradei gets a Nobel (at least part of it anyway) for what? Appeasement!?!OSLO, Norway (AP) - Mohamed ElBaradei and the International Atomic Energy Agency that he heads won the 2005 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their efforts to stop the spread of nuclear weapons.
ElBaradei, a 63-year-old lawyer from Egypt, has led the U.N. nuclear agency as it grappled with the crisis in Iraq and the ongoing efforts to prevent North Korea and Iran from acquiring nuclear arms.
The Nobel committee said ElBaradei and the IAEA should be recognized for addressing one of the greatest dangers facing the world.
"At a time when the threat of nuclear arms is again increasing, the Norwegian Nobel Committee wishes to underline that this threat must be met through the broadest possible international cooperation. This principle finds its clearest expression today in the work of the IAEA and its director general."
ElBaradei said in Vienna, Austria, that the prize "sends a strong message" about the agency's disarmament efforts and will strengthen his resolve to prevent the spread of nuclear weapons.
"The award basically sends a very strong message, which is: Keep doing what you are doing," ElBaradei said. "It's a responsibility but it's also a shot in the arm. They want to give the agency and me a shot in the arm to move forward."
The committee said it recognized the IAEA and ElBaradei for "their efforts to prevent nuclear energy from being used for military purposes and to ensure that nuclear energy for peaceful purposes is used in the safest possible way."
This just about completes the decent of the value & significance of the Nobel Prize into nothing more than a golden doorstop or maybe a spiffy paperweight.
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From an anonymous member of Protest Warrior:
Don't think that just cause Protest Warrior is out there 'giving it good' to the anti-war psychos that it's enough - it isn't.I urge everyone to write there congressional representatives and tell them what YOU think about Iraq and what YOU think should be done, if anything.
I myself will attempt to write my representative - Susan Davis - this afternoon. Although I can predict what she'll do & say (generic form letter response followed by a more specific generic letter to me in a few weeks), I'm still gonna do it.
This war in Iraq and the War on Terror will be actively fought on the battlefield, but the 'silent war' - the war of opinions - will be fought here at home. There are many anti-war numbskulls that profess that 'Iraq will be another Vietnam' and they will be right in their predictions if we pull out of Iraq before the job is done. If enough whiners contact their Congressional representatives and demand that we extract from Iraq before the Iraqis are 'on their feet' - then this will become a self-prophecising ending and it will be another Vietnam complete with helicopters on rooftops and people literally throwing their kids over the walls of western embassies to ensure their escape.
Don't rely on anyone but yourself to convey what you think about a great many things.
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You get TWO letters from Davis? I'm jealous; she only sent me one form letter when I wrote to her (back when I lived in her district for a year or so.)
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October 06, 2005
Properly Equipped?
Somthing that I just saw in the latest issue of The California Review - the UCSD Republican newspaper.
I was reading this while sitting in the back of a lecture hall just before class. I couldn't help but howl with laughter so hard that pretty much everyone in the hall - all 150 of them - turned to see who was laughing their ass off.I just love to share funny stuff with people around me....
(If this is something that's an urban legend and you're itching to point it out to me - jam it. It's still hilarious.)
ADDENDUM: Of course - it's an urban legend. It's still funny though...
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Oh, I so hope it's not an urban legend. I love it.
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October 05, 2005
Performance Evaluations
** Yeah, I know this has been circulating around for years....but it's still hilarious!! **
From "Actual" performance evaluations!
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations throughout the U.S. Hopefully, none of us will be seeing similar ones on ours.
- Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
- I would not allow this employee to breed.
- This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
- When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.
- He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
Read More of "Performance Evaluations"- He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
- He's got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
- A gross ignoramus - - - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
- He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.
- He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.
- I would like to go hunting with him sometime.
- He's been working with glue too much.
- He would argue with a signpost.
- He has a knack for making strangers immediately.
- He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
- When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
- If you see two people talking, and one looks bored, he's the other one.
- A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
- A prime candidate for Natural de-Selection.
- Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
- Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
- If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
- If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.
- It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
- One neuron short of a Synapse.
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
- Takes him 1.5 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- The wheel is still turning, but the hamster is dead
And the scary part is....I think I work with some of these people....and they're supervisors! Eeek!!All done with "Performance Evaluations"?
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One of the harshest evals I have ever seen (this was off of a real USN eval) included these two gems:
- Shows neither the aptitude nor the inclination for her chosen rating.
- Supervisors spend more time counseling her than they receive back in productive work time.
Needless to say, she was being separated with an OTH. The theft thing just accelerated the process.
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A Great Man is Gone
Damn. Damndamndamndamndamn!!
Without going into too much detail, my father served with Capt. Voris while he was the skipper of the Blue Angels back in 1946. I even met Capt. Voris at an airshow at NAS Patuxent River in Maryland when I was a kid; the man was tall and just the most likeable guy you'd ever meet.
And I remember my dad telling me that Butch was such a big guy that he was constantly wearing out the shoulders in his flight suits because the cockpit of the F8F Bearcat wasn't all that wide.
Ironically, I posted something on August 10, 2005 (the day he passed away) about trying to get into the Navy to become an officer - I had talked with Capt. Voris about my plans and he helped me prepare my appeal letter to the program commander: Hell, throw in some of that Blue Angels stuff! That'll help! he said.
We corresponded through e-mail and he once told me that I had 'the tenacity of my dad in going back to school while working and raising a family'. Those words have fueled me ever since.
It might sounds cliché, but this is a sad day for me - one of the links to my dad's past has been taken away....it's almost like losing my father all over again.
I'll have to make a trip up to Monterey to pay my respects since I wasn't able to attend the memorial service that was held on Monday.
Rest in Peace Captain Voris - you will be missed by a great many people.
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sorry for your loss, Mikey. slowly but surely, this great generation is leaving this earth, and it's sad. you were lucky to have known him.
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Rent-A-Jihadist
Oh joy:
I heard about this developing story this morning on . Rick was talking about how he had talked about this story while substituting for Michael Savage yesterday afternoon and how the breaking news about the suicide bomber is being practically ignored my the MSM.Is this the emergence of homicide bombings here in the United States? Will this become another 'hallmark' event in this quasi-Third World war?
If this information pans out and it's 'revealed' that there are more of these Islamo-psychos that are just waiting to blow themselves up, then there will be steps to be taken to combat this. For instance:
- Possible profiling of Muslims, especially on college campuses,
- Increased surveillance of mosques in major cities,
- More in-depth investigations of both legal & illegal aliens from Islamic nations,
- Possible expulsions of those found to be just a 'biscuit' away from supporting terrorists
- Increased security on the U.S.-Mexico border
And I'm sure that there are more steps that could be taken that I'm not thinking of, but I do know one thing: any of these steps taken will evoke another Tsunami of Tstupidiy™ from groups like the ACLU and Amnesty International. And I have only to say to them:Fine smartass - what would you to protect against this type of threat!?!
We'll have to wait and see if several more of these incidents - IF they are reported by the MSM - will motivate even the loudest moonbat to ask for increased protection from these Rent-a-Jihadists...
(Photo politely glommed from Gateway Pundit)
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I've been trying to get him known as the Sooner Boomer.
Every spodeydope needs a good nickname. Spread the word.
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October 04, 2005
CodePink is Code BLUE
As promised, here's my account of Operation Thank You that took place on Sunday, October 2nd.
The Advance Team arrived around 11:00 am and took stock of the situation: no CodePink people around. Excellent!
San Diego Protest Warrior showing their colors
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We deployed with flags and signs to what was normally CodePink's corner (the southwest corner of Park Blvd. & President's Way). SDPW members arrived shortly thereafter and were deployed to the northwest corner.
The opposite corner occupied by SDPW
As the clock edged towards noon, more and more reinforcements arrived, mostly thanks to our operation being mentioned in the Friday edition of Rick Roberts' Court of Public Opinion Docket. We even attracted one lady from Florida who was in town on vacation! Her son is a U.S. Marine and she came because to her - it was great to show support for my son!.
With increasing strength, we deployed members to the two remaining corners of the intersection and assumed complete control.
CodePink standing around trying
to make sense of our presence...
Just as SDPW asserted control over the entire intersection, CodePink suddenly appeared in the parking lot. First - one or two CodePink people ('Pinkers'), then a couple more, and their ranks finally swelled to a grand total of 11 people (a rough estimate).
They took stock of our strong presense and sat huddled together, scratching their collective heads as to what to do....Confront those evil fascists and demand a cornet be given to CodePink?....Call the police and whine about their rights being 'supressed'?....Throw up their hands and head for a vegan resturant?
And then they struck on it: we'll walk around Balboa Park and pretend that it's what we intended to do in the first place!
Run away!!
And so they walked. But not before posing for a photo op courtesy of Fox6 News.
Okay ladies - make like we're a big crowd! Fat people up front!
And it should be noted that the video photographer was there as we initially deployed....he was there to video US.
The Pinkers shuffled away into the park to annoy everyone instead of just the cars driving by the intersection - the intersection that we owned.
Mikey giving a positive attitude gesture
The members of SPDW stayed at the intersection until around 2:00 pm and we were constantly being waved to, honked at, and given the 'thumbs up' constantly; our message of 'Support the Troops' was being received and appreciated by a great many San Diegans that day.
When SDPW extracted it's members from the intersection, most of our new members pledged to return for the follow-up operation tenitively scheduled in two weeks.
As I said previously: we came, we saw, we stole their thunder!! I'm thinking that the follow-up operation for this should be called Operation Stolen Thunder II...
Want to join us? Drop me a line and I'll hook you up with the details....
(Special thanks to Liz for the photos since I forgot my camera!!)
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» The Indepundit links with: CodePink Runs Away, on October 04, 2005, 10:32 PM
Excerpt: WHEN CODEPINK arrived Sunday afternoon for their biweekly protest outside Balboa Naval Hospital, they were suprised to discover that their favorite corner was already taken. And so was the opposite corner... In fact, all four corners of their chosen in...
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Way to go!
|| Posted by GrumpyBunny, October 4, 2005 04:05 PM ||Frickin' awesome, man. You rule.
|| Posted by Dave, October 4, 2005 06:32 PM ||Brilliant. I so love this...
|| Posted by Michael, October 5, 2005 06:36 PM ||The message was clear that day. First Amendment rights of free speech and protest are alive and well. ANYONE is free to protest the war on any of the thousands of busy intersections in San Diego. Outside of Balboa Naval Hospital, where injured heros are recovering from war wounds is NOT one of them. I affectionately called this "Operation Take Back Our Corner". Others had more colorful and lovely names...lol.
~Gracie (blog groupie extraordinaire)
|| Posted by Gracie, October 5, 2005 08:37 PM ||Awesome! 'Bout time someone got off their asses and showed the anti-war protesters that they should support their troops!
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Human Rights Requires Wi-Fi!!
I called it yesterday and here's the proof in the pudding:
Oh my fracking GOD! What next - every bum on the street will deserve an IBM ThinkPad because it's 'fundamentally part of all human rights accords'!?!I could care less about Gavin 'Let's Make Up Laws!' Newsom, but this sort of smacks of a hidden agenda - and I'm not talking about a political agenda, but rather a Gavin-wants-to-make-some-money-for-a-few-favors type agenda. There is nothing to back up my hunch, but it is what it is: a hunch. Then again, Newsom doesn't strike me as having all his oars-in-the-water.
Geez....what a maroon.
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hey, I'll take it. As long as it costs me less than paying the frigging cable or phone company for it.
but it is absurd.
|| Posted by caltechgirl, October 4, 2005 03:57 PM ||basic human rights? that term sure is being diminished by nutjobs like Newsom. by the way, mr. slicked-back-do: it's a basic right of business to make a living on their goods, too. if people need their "basic right" of information access, go to the library!! you can get books and internet access there for "free" (free = taxpayer funded).
|| Posted by nathalie, October 5, 2005 09:30 PM ||These guys are outof touch. It's like all teh data about what to do in Louisiana during the disaster was posted to teh web. "just look up the site" - but then, most poor people don't have web access. And while we're at it, most people don't have guaranteed electricity and phone lines during an emergency.
I think these folks are looking at the problem backwards.
Forty acres and a lunar lander!
While it is a *COOL* idea, it is not a basic human right. And it's certainly not a good idea to rely on it during a natural disaster! That's like relying on cable television. Whatever happened to raincoats and bullhorns anyway?
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October 03, 2005
News You Can Use 第四部分
More news than you can shake a stick at:
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That French thing:
|| Posted by somebigmouth, October 10, 2005 01:21 AM ||http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/sharkbait.asp
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Stolen Thunder
Someone stole CodePink's thunder this past weekend. The thieves? That would be (of course) San Diego Protest Warrior.
Smash has the breakdown with photos: CodePink Runs Away
I was there and unfortunetly forgot to bring my camera; I'm having some e-mailed to me and will be posting them along with some operation details in the next day or so.
UPDATE / ADDENDUM: Michelle Malkin describes this operation perfectly: Code Pink is Code Blue
Heh!
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Woo-Hoo!
I wish I still lived in SanDog! I woulda been there!
|| Posted by Tetzman, October 3, 2005 12:51 PM ||Did you get the e-mail I sent? Hope i didn't mess it up.
Great job Sunday!
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