You might be an engineering major....
- If you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
- If you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
- If you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
- If it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
- If you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
- If you think in "math."
- If you have a pet named after a scientist.
- If you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
- If the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
- If you can translate English into Binary.
- If you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit."
- If you are completely addicted to caffeine.
- If you consider ANY non-science course "easy."
- If when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
- If the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
- If you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
- If you understood more than five of these indicators.
- If you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.
Sadly, almost all of these apply to me.
Comments on Sad Indicators
most of those apply here too, but I'm a biologist. Must be the Caltech talking.
|| Posted by caltechgirl, February 14, 2005 10:57 AM ||