Durka-Durka-Muhammed-Jihad!!
Preparing to get reamed tomorrow - two finals back-to-back - but I laughed my butt off at this e-mail message from my sister-in-law in Virginia:
Considering the way I'm feeling right now and knowing the sheer joy I'm going to experience this Christmas shopping season, I just might try a few of these and maybe I'll create a few of my own.
- Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
- Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on layaway.
- Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
- Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
- Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
- In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
- Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And last, but not least!)
- Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Damn! Wish I had known #15 this past Saturday before the Big Hair & I went to the Mens Wearhouse
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scroff said:
What? You mean they don't sell anti-depressants with guns??
I won't say good luck, Mad On
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Stevie said:
rotflmao...
This is sooo not good, 'cause you just know I'm gonna do some of them,
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rotflmao...
This is sooo not good, 'cause you just know I'm gonna do some of them, now...
|| Posted by Stevie, December 7, 2004 01:24 AM ||What? You mean they don't sell anti-depressants with guns??
I won't say good luck, Mad One, because you don't need it. Knock em dead...
|| Posted by scroff, December 7, 2004 09:31 AM ||Damn! Wish I had known #15 this past Saturday before the Big Hair & I went to the Mens Wearhouse to buy pants.
|| Posted by Rob@L&R, December 8, 2004 05:25 AM ||