Durka-Durka-Muhammed-Jihad!!
Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his burrow today as onlookers waited anxiously to see what Phil's prediction would be: early spring or more winter.
Just as Phil was about to make his pronouncement, the crowd was stunned as they watched Phil explode.
Emergency rescue crews were on-hand to assist the injured people in the crowd, most of whom were overcome by Phil's fur.
Punxsutawney Chief of Police Fred B. Fokker was quoted as saying that this was probably the work of Iraqi insurgents.
House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) issued a statement immediately after the attack saying that "this was a clear indication that the U.S. should commence a troop withdrawal from Iraq". Her statement was echoed by Massachusetts Senator Edward Kennedy who mumbled something about "fur....quagmire....fur quagmire" and the need for a national fur-removal system.
The White House has issued no formal statement as yet on this latest crisis, but insiders were noted as saying "there sure was a LOT of fur in that crowd..."
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|| Posted by caltechgirl, February 2, 2005 09:05 AM ||