Durka-Durka-Muhammed-Jihad!!
Stuff to contemplate while sitting in traffic this afternoon:
(Nicely glommed from Grouchy Old Cripple)
- If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
- If 99 is Ninety Nine and 22 is Twenty two, why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
- If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philips Screwdriver?
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?
- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
- Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
- Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
I'm a Hole.
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Maeve said:
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
No,no. It is "Love is blind, marriage is
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ruthie said:
This is too good, Mikey. Got the first smile out of me that I haven't cracked for 2 weeks. Than
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This is too good, Mikey. Got the first smile out of me that I haven't cracked for 2 weeks. Thank you.
|| Posted by ruthie, December 20, 2004 02:01 PM ||And..a premature Merry HOHO to you and yours!:)
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
No,no. It is "Love is blind, marriage is a REAL eye opener".
|| Posted by Maeve, December 20, 2004 07:51 PM ||When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
IRS takes it.
|| Posted by Rob@L&R, December 21, 2004 09:38 AM ||I'm a Hole.
|| Posted by Steve, December 21, 2004 09:11 PM ||