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John Hawkins over at Right Wing News reminded me of a comic that I just loved in the 80s: Sam Kinison.
Back in the days when I was young and was just plain crude & rude, Sam was literally an insperation to me and my Navy buddies; we'd be doing Sam's classic scream - 'Ohh! Ohhhhhhhhh!' at the drop of a hat.
John brings up some of Sam's more poignent bits and shows that they're applicable to some of today's socio-economic problems:
Sam Kinison has always been my favorite stand-up comedian. While he was vulgar, grossly obscene, shockingly cruel, sometimes blasphemous, & outrageously offensive, he was also wickedly funny and delighted in skewering politically correct targets that few other people had the guts to take on.Rest in Peace Sam. Your humor is missed by many.While Kinison is certainly no role model and would surely offend -- well, just about everybody on both sides of the political spectrum -- I wanted to share a little bit of his humor with you because I find Kinison funny for many of the same reasons that I enjoy South Park (Of course, South Park is still running and Kinison died back in 1992, so a lot of you probably aren't all that familiar with his work).
So here are some snippets from some of Kinison's bits that you may find funny, provocative, outrageous, and even offensive. But, I'm going to post them and let you make up your own mind. There's certainly nothing here worse than you'll see on the average episode of South Park...
Sam Kinison on world hunger...
You want to help these people? Stop sending them food. Don't send these people another bite, folks. You want to send them something, you want to help these people? Send them U-Hauls, send them luggage, send them someone like me, I'll walk out there..send a guy who'll go,
'Hey, we just drove 700 miles with your food and it occurred to us that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A F*CKING DESERT! YOU LIVE IN A F*CKING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. YEAH. DID YOU KNOW NOTHING CAN GROW IN THIS SH*T? HERE, EAT SOME OF IT, TASTE IT. KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? IT'S GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A F*CKING DESERT! GET YOUR KIDS, GET YOUR SH*T, WE'LL MAKE ONE TRIP, WE'LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA -- WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN THEM, @SSHOLES!"
Sam Kinison on bombing Libya...
Ever since we bombed Libya ya know, I'm just in that f*cking tear everything up mood. Blast 'em. That was just too cool man, American bombers going in going "Where's the baby's room?" *** BOOM *** "Where do you keep the little girl"? (Explosion sound).
We did out job, we only f*cked up one place, we "accidentally" dropped a bomb on the French embassy. (Crowd "AWWWWWWW"). Sorry about that, I'm sure would have been a little better if we had more f*cking sleep. Thanks for those extra 6500 air miles you f*ckheads, build a new house!
We're not f*cking around anymore, it's time to be the tough guy. This is America Godd@mnit, Reagan's President and Clint Eastwood has his own police force.
Sam Kinison on homelessness...
You give 'em the test. You sit 'em down and you go "Eh, you got any job skills, any career training? Any type of talent for anything that'll help you get a job?"
"No"
"Do you have any loved ones, do you have any friends, someone who'll love you enough to take you in, help you get back on your feet, help you fight back?"
"No"
"Is there anything left inside of you as a man that wants to get on his two feet and do something to change his world?"
"No"
*** BOOM *** I swear to God, the guy behind him is going to go,
"Woah, woah, woah, My God, you're shooting the homeless!....Ok, I'm homeless, I don't have a job. I may have set my career goals a little too high. All right, all right. I was holding out for an executive position. That doesn't look like it's going to happen. Give me a couple of hours, I'll get a paper route, I'll get something. I'll get a job where I take the carts back to the grocery store, don't shoot me!"
The homeless will disapear, that'll be one less problem for America.
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Mad Mikey said:
I forgot about the 'alphabet' thing.....LMAO!!
Read more in Sam Kinison: South Park RepublicanBRA-VO!!!, Mikey...
Kisses on ya for this post, Dude.
I looove Sam and still quote
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Chet said:
I had a cassette tape of Sam's Have You Seen Me Lately routine. Now that was a wor
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I had a cassette tape of Sam's Have You Seen Me Lately routine. Now that was a work of art, my friends.
South Park Repubs are a bigger group than many think - much to the torment of the Hypocrats.
|| Posted by Chet, August 20, 2004 08:41 AM ||BRA-VO!!!, Mikey...
Kisses on ya for this post, Dude.
I looove Sam and still quote him to this day.
One of my favorites is (well, this one and that whole "capital "T" thing, that is...) "Oh, BY THE BOOK... BY THE BOOK!!!!" (That's Jesus screaming at the crowd from on the cross, by the way...)
Man, I was just thinkin' about Sam yesterday. How much you wanna bet he's heard, from the mouth of God Himself... "Hey Sam. Come over heah... I need to have a lil tawk wit'choo about those "Jesus jokes", my man..."
Sam is definitely the man... Man, I miss him.
|| Posted by Stevie, August 20, 2004 02:27 PM ||I forgot about the 'alphabet' thing.....LMAO!!
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