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The wife rented Team America: World Police and we'll be watching it tonight since everything good on the Sci Fi Channel is in repeat mode.
I saw it when it hit the theaters, but by my wife hasn't seen it. Considering how long I've been married to her, I know she'll be asphyxiating herself laughing.
John Hawkins at Right Wing News as the The 10 Best Quotes From "Team America: World Police":
-- Susan Sarandon: [bound up with rope, sitting on a small bench] Oh thank God. We have to stop the ceremony! Kim Jong Il is mad! Here, let me loose. I'll show you where the theater is!Chris: All right.
Gary: No! Chris! Stay away from her!
Chris: F*ck you, she wants to help us!
Gary: No, Chris. She's acting.
Susan: I am not. The others tied me up because I wouldn't go with their plan.
Gary: Your skills are fading with age, Ms. Sarandon.
Susan: [her facial expression darkens] You shall die a peasant's death! [bends down and breaks out of the rope that bound her and whips out and begins firing semiautomatics at Gary and Chris. Gary quickly fires back and keeps the bullets coming as he backs her up against a balcony. She tumbles over it and falls to the ground at the main palace entrance. Her body parts splatter all over the place. Chris and Gary walk up to the balcony and look over and down]
-- Hans Blix: I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you! Let' me see your whole palace, or else!
Kim Jung-Il: Or else, what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
Um, I saw this movie for the first time on Friday. I waited for like an hour and a half to laugh
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caltechgirl said:
Don't let her eat or drink during the movie.
Read more in Team America - F*ck Yeah!God I loved that movie.
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God I loved that movie.
|| Posted by Yogimus, May 20, 2005 04:39 PM ||Don't let her eat or drink during the movie.
|| Posted by caltechgirl, May 20, 2005 05:49 PM ||Um, I saw this movie for the first time on Friday. I waited for like an hour and a half to laugh, but it never happened. I really didn't think it was all that funny. And it's not because I'm Mormon and it's unholy humor, it's got nothing to do with that. It just wasn't funny to me as everyone keeps saying it is.
|| Posted by Davey, May 30, 2005 06:11 AM ||