A book you'll never see:
(From Bob from Accounting)
It's just as good as the 'List of Children's Books Never to be Published':
- "You Were an Accident"
- "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
- "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
- "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
- "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
- "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
- "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
- "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of Western Eur- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
- "All Dogs Go to Hell"
- "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
- "You Are Different and That's Bad"
- "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
- "Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games"
- "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
- "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
- "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
- "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
- "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
- "Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse"
- "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
- "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
- "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead"
- "How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"
- "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
- "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"
- "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
- "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
- "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
- "Bi-Curious George"
- "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
- "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
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