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What was it Forrest Gump said? 'I'm not a smart man'?
It's true:
Robbery suspect leaves big clue for copsI won't feel so bad from now on when I absentmindedly attempt to put the milk into the dishwasher, realize my mistake, and then try to put it in the cabinet....LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) - Police had help in tracking down a robbery suspect ... from the suspect. Police Chief Tom Casady said officers investigating a Nov. 11 robbery had a strong clue in a $75 check from the Cass County Jail to 39-year-old Kevin Martzett.
Court records on the robbery say a 19-year-old Lincoln man was standing in his yard at about 2 a.m. on Nov. 11 when two men drove up, pointed a gun at him, forced him to get in their car and drove to an ATM.
The records say the men took $45 from the victim's wallet, then forced him to deposit the jail check, withdraw $60 and give it to them. The men then let the teenager go.
The victim identified Martzett - with help from the check - as one of the robbers. Martzett was arrested Wednesday on a robbery charge. The other suspect was being sought.
kinda reminds me of a former co-worker's jury duty about ten years ago. a house burglar happened
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ruthie said:
This is too funny..nothing like a dumb crook.
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This is too funny..nothing like a dumb crook.
|| Posted by ruthie, November 22, 2004 01:34 PM ||kinda reminds me of a former co-worker's jury duty about ten years ago. a house burglar happened to be narcoleptic... he fell asleep while committing his crime. needless to say, it didn't take them long to come back with a guilty verdict. freakin' hilarious.
|| Posted by nathalie, November 24, 2004 11:37 AM ||