Durka-Durka-Muhammed-Jihad!!
Heh!
I've seen Da Goddess work this type of magic is person.....she is not someone to lock horns with....
French FryeIt's always fun to play on the emotions of these district workers....kind of like bear-baiting.
Someone campaigning for Donna Frye, the latest and very tired mayoral race in San Diego, showed up on my doorstep earlier.
"Don't even bother," I said.
"But, don't you want to hear how Donna Frye is going to save San Diego?" he asked in earnest.
"She's a big part of the problem, dude! Don't you get that? She's cost us more money than she's worth."
He stammered and sputtered. He had no way to answer that.
I looked him straight in the eye and declared, "I'd rather have Michael Jackson watch my kid than ever........EVER vote for her. You know, maybe Michael Jackson should run for mayor. I bet he'd get more votes than she would. In fact, I think he has more common sense than she does. And he takes better care of his skin, too."
At that point, he turned beet red, eyes rolling back in his head, and started shaking.
"Don't say another word, man. Just blink once for yes, twice for no if you need me to call you an ambulance."
He backed away, slowly at first. Then he turned and ran.
Do you think it was something I said?
And I'm glad I'm not on her 'short list' of people to scorn....
Seems like violence is your answer to everything.
And you're not speaking German f
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royston said:
Seems like violence is your answer to everything.
Read more in Convulsions of DonnaRoyston old chap,
The whole thing reeked of things which he wished he'd said but, too
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royston said:
The fiction I was referring to was the doorstep discussion, which only happened in Mikey's
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timekeeper said:
Royston, perhaps if you were familiar with the person whom he is quoting, you'd think again. Da G
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Royston said:
If you're going to resort to fiction then you should at least try to make it believable.
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Oh, I wish I could come up with stuff like that for the uninvited guests and phone callers. I love it.
|| Posted by Cait, June 21, 2005 08:47 AM ||If you're going to resort to fiction then you should at least try to make it believable.
|| Posted by Royston, June 22, 2005 03:13 PM ||Royston, perhaps if you were familiar with the person whom he is quoting, you'd think again. Da Goddess has done this sort of thing before an audience (as Mikey noted); she's also been quoted at the Indepundit (aka LT Smash).
|| Posted by timekeeper, June 23, 2005 09:22 AM ||The fiction I was referring to was the doorstep discussion, which only happened in Mikey's
|| Posted by royston, June 23, 2005 02:09 PM ||imagination. The whole thing reeked of things which he wished he'd said but, too obviously,
only thought of when he sat down at his keyboard.
I'm being harsh, it's his blog after all and his prerogative, but I just think the best points are honestly made.
Royston old chap,
The whole thing reeked of things which he wished he'd said but, too obviously,
only thought of when he sat down at his keyboard.
Read it again sport.
And if you want to call me a liar, that is your perogative, but remember this:
We kicked your ass in 1776, again in 1812, and the only reason you're not using umlauts is because of *cough* liars like me.....
|| Posted by Mad Mikey, June 23, 2005 03:38 PM ||Seems like violence is your answer to everything.
|| Posted by royston, June 24, 2005 05:42 PM ||Seems like violence is your answer to everything.
And you're not speaking German for that very fact slick.
Violence isn't the answer for everything, but it's taken care of a lot more problems than not. Prove me wrong.
|| Posted by Mad Mikey, June 25, 2005 04:48 PM ||