Something from Brent over at The Ville that made me chuckle man-style:
You Might Be a Liberal If...:
- You think that protestors outside nuclear power plants are dedicated activists, but protestors outside abortion clinics are dangerous zealots interfering with a legal activity.
- You believe that more federal regulations will make your life better.
- You believe that even though the top 20 percent of taxpayers pay 80 percent of income taxes, that the rich are not paying their “fair share.”
- You think that Rush Limbaugh’s listeners are mindless “dittoheads,” but you have never doubted anything that you heard from Michael Moore.
- You believe that the network news is a better indicator of what “real” news is than talk radio, Internet news sites, and blogs.
- You believe that there was never, ever a problem with biased news coverage until Fox News went on the air.
- You believe that Mikhail Gorbachev deserves more credit for losing the Cold War than Ronald Reagan deserves for winning it.
- You mentally subtract 100 points from someone’s IQ if the person speaks with a Southern accent.
- You think that Dan Rather got a raw deal.
- You think that the phrase “separation of church and state” is in the Constitution.
- You pride yourself on your global awareness, global sensitivity and global outlook, but can’t name your state legislator or school board representative.
- You are dedicated to helping the poor, the downtrodden and the less fortunate, but you have never given blood.
- You believe that a woman should make it on her own, without depending on her husband (except for Hillary Clinton).
- You believe that professional, working women should never be judged on their appearance (except for Katherine Harris).
- You believe that rich people should not be allowed to contribute so much money to candidates for office (except for George Soros).
- You believe that government should make a special effort to hire members of traditionally oppressed groups, such as African-Americans (except for Clarence Thomas, Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice).
- You feel a deep sense of common cause with oppressed groups, such as Hispanic immigrants (except for Cuban Americans fleeing Castro).
- You believe that a mother’s wishes for her child, especially a mother’s last, dying wish for her child, should outweigh the wishes of a father who had long before deserted his family (unless the child is named Elian Gonzalez).
- You have no problem with Hollywood movie starts flying around in private jets to give speeches on the evils of SUVs.
- You think that raising taxes will reduce the budget deficit.
- You are more concerned, more often, with the rights of convicted felons than you are with the rights of small business owners.
- You uphold a woman’s right to choose, unless a woman chooses adoption, chooses to be a stay-at-home mom, chooses to homeschool, or chooses to start a business.
- You are more concerned with Vice President Cheney’s links to Halliburton than with Saddam Hussein’s links to international terrorism.
- You have used the phrase, “in Europe, the government pays for health care and vacation,” without irony.
- You are worried about how the French view Americans.
- You believe that nativity scenes should be banned from public view, but that anyone objecting to pornography "only has to look the other way".
- And finally, you are almost certainly a liberal if you refuse to admit that you’re a liberal, and accuse anyone of calling you a liberal of McCarthyism.
Comments on You Might Be A Liberal...
Yup
Mad Mikey
That sums up the logic in a nutshell.
|| Posted by satan seuss, January 10, 2005 01:43 PM ||