Durka-Durka-Muhammed-Jihad!!
Just when you thought the threat of them was gone:
Oh dear God.....the horror.....the horror.
(United Mikey Syndicate News) RAMALLAH - Palestinian Authority newly elected President Mahmoud Abbas shown celebrating his victory with two Iraqi Death Bunnies® in Ramallah on Sunday.
Observers were noted to be somewhat shocked at the apperance of the highly dangerous Iraqi weapons of mass destruction sought by Coalition Forces currently in Iraq.
Insiders speculate that the weapons, long thought destroyed or hidden in the early days of the Iraq War of March 2003, were placed in the care of then Palestinian Authority President Yasser Arafat at the time since there was a clear link of support, both financial and political, between Arafat and then Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.
U.S. State Department spokesperson Lloyd Hammerstein was quoted as saying "The appearance of these long-sought after weapons are a clear indication that the missing WMD components obviously were secreted out of Iraq in the early days of the war" and followed up his statement with a one-cheek sneek explusion of methane.
Further questioning of Hammerstein was answered with various belches as he had reportedly entered the briefing room from a luncheon meeting at TGI Fridays.
He he he....but I thought they went to Syria.
I think Israel would've noticed if Arafat tri
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He he he....but I thought they went to Syria.
|| Posted by jaws, January 9, 2005 05:15 PM ||I think Israel would've noticed if Arafat tried to bring 'em in.