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December 17, 2004

So Many Uses for an Degree in English

Another reason why I'm pursuing a degree in engineering instead of some warm & fuzzy humanities degree:

English degree.jpg

Some possible career paths for someone with a degree in English:

Reasoning Lion Tamer (utilizes logic instead of traditional whip/chair tools)
Night-shift manager at Wendy's
Meter Maid
Greeter at CostCo
Rectal Thermometer Cleaning Technician at the Free Clinic
Elvis Impersonator at Viejas Casino
Crash Test Dummy
Police Sniper (must have specialized in Poe)
Chewing Gum Recycling Administrative Manager
Mid-level bureaucrat for the Lichtenstein Urban Planning section of the State Department
Public Restroom Toilet Seat Calibration Technician (again, must have specialized in Poe)
Guinea Pig Medical Technician (knowledgeable in the works of Grok, the first caveman writer in the Tertiary period very helpful for advancement)

|| , 02:26 PM || Permalink || Comments (2) || Add your comment

Comments on So Many Uses for an Degree in English

I can think of one person I know with a degree in English....right now he's an English Teacher in a HS (but that's what he always wanted to do)

Otherwise, English, shminglish--I never took an english course in school. Heck, I learned how to write in Biology lab class!

|| Posted by jaws, December 17, 2004 04:25 PM ||

Hey, watch those humanities slurs! :-}

You want hard? Try my job! Problems issues trauma death incarceration, and that's just with the staff!

|| Posted by scroff, December 17, 2004 05:41 PM ||

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